Warning: Descension of Yellow Cloud

All Arkansans beware!!! There has been a large yellow cloud that has been spotted heading your way. This particular cloud seems to have descended over your area and blankets everything in its path in a yellow dust. Nothing is safe. Take all valuables inside and avoid contact if at all possible. It has been known to make people sneeze, make their eyes water, and cause some completely miserable days for those who might react adversely to it.

Also beware that your car may not look the same. Make sure to make a mental note of where you parked your vehicle. Otherwise, upon return you may have trouble finding it due to the increased number of yellow cars in the parking lot. Be aware that when you are walking across a parking lot and cross behind someone who is starting their car, you may be hit with a sudden burst of yellow smoke coming from their exhaust pipe. Don't say I didn't warn you!




What's the good news in all this? It makes your front porch look like a popular place.